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A Double-Dose of the Daily Chuckle! 4-6-08

Posted by lordcomicguy on April 6, 2008

 

Nude man charged with having sex with table

  A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school. The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence. Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’

UPDATE!!!

Alleged table shagger gets off

Charges have been dropped against the man who was accused of repeatedly having sex with a picnic table while naked in broad daylight – but he may yet face prosecution over the alleged table-sexing.

Federal indecency charges had been filed against Art Price Jr – but they have now been dismissed, after the prosecutor decided that the evidence didn’t support felony charges.

However, Russell Leffler, the prosecutor in Huron County, Ohio, said that his office would re-examine the case to see if other charges could be filed.

Price was reported to have engaged in sexual congress with the garden furniture on four occasions at his house in Bellevue, OH – the last of which was video-taped as evidence by neighbour.

Price reportedly used the hole into which the table’s umbrella would normally slot to achieve his goals with the table.

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